[TheSpottedOwl]

I know I shouldn't make a joke out of this, but I went back to college last year. In my human development class there was a question on my homework assignment regarding things you need to successfully complete reading assignments. My immediate thought was duct tape and the hall closet. Oooops...

[zook]

I often joke with my daughter when she's acting wild, "I'd like to get my hands on the guy who made it against the law to duct-tape your kids to a chair!"