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Hey Abbott! This is Syrias!
WSJ Opinion Journal ^ | 4/17/2003 | James Taranto

Posted on 04/17/2003 11:20:48 AM PDT by ArcLight

From today's Wall Street Journal Best of the Web Today site:

Among the coalition's list of most wanted Iraqi officials are man named Izzat Ibrahim (he's the king of clubs) and a guy named Mizban (nine of hearts). This led reader John Piro to imagine Abbott and Costello at a Syrian border checkpoint:

Abbott: Now be on the lookout, Costello. We wanna find these terrorists.

Costello: Sure, what's their names?

Abbott: Izzat Ibrahim.

Costello: How do I know? I ain't seen him.

Abbott: I know. That's why we gotta find him. He and Mizban.

Costello: He musta been what, Abbott?

Abbott: No, not Hee Muzbin Wot. Izzat Ibrahim!

Costello: I told yuh, I ain't seen him! Is he Hussein's guy?

Abbott: No, he's Syria's.

Costello: I'm serious too. That's why I wanna find him.

Abbott: No, you don't understand, Costello. Syria's terrorist.

Costello: I know he's a serious terrorist. They're the worst kind.

Abbott: Now, if you find him, call the U.N. and get Kofi.

Costello: I got some right here. With cream and sugar.

Abbott: No, tell Kofi to get Yassir.

Costello: Yassir?

Abbott: Good. Now get going.

Costello: Hey Abbott!

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abbott; costello; iraq

1 posted on 04/17/2003 11:20:48 AM PDT by ArcLight
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To: ArcLight
Hey Abbott! This is Syrias!

Yes, VEY Syrias. Could even be hugh.

2 posted on 04/17/2003 11:23:07 AM PDT by The G Man (Hey CNN ... "NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS!!!")
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To: ArcLight
Vey syrias!
3 posted on 04/17/2003 11:23:22 AM PDT by TheBigB (**FOX NEWS ALERT Saddam Hussein is dead. Unless he's alive. THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT**)
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To: ArcLight
Breaking out a new keyboard. I have got to quit drinking ANYTHING while in the humor topic!
4 posted on 04/17/2003 11:26:03 AM PDT by magslinger (Go NAVAIR!)
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To: ArcLight
Ain't Mizbanhaven?
5 posted on 04/17/2003 11:27:41 AM PDT by talleyman (Drink American wine: Moosecatel!)
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To: talleyman
That's Syria's!
6 posted on 04/17/2003 11:30:45 AM PDT by pgyanke (God Bless America!)
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To: The G Man
There you go, you had to say it!!! Stop me before I post again!!
7 posted on 04/17/2003 11:34:14 AM PDT by Lockbar
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To: Lockbar
LOL
8 posted on 04/17/2003 11:39:10 AM PDT by The G Man (Hey CNN ... "NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS!!!")
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To: ArcLight
oh no, something else to explain to the newbies.....LOL
9 posted on 04/18/2003 12:34:20 PM PDT by tutstar
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