[dixie sass]

Ern, it's cheese and grits...

Rice and gravy, taters and gravy, but always cheese and grits or shrimp 'n grits.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Cheese n rice is a non offensive way to say Jesus y Christo. Say Cheese and Rice really fast to see what I mean.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I prefer biscuits and gravy over two eggs over easy all on top of some hash browns with a little hot sauce and black pepper for flavor. Unless the sausage is done right then only a little pepper.

I can only do that a few times a year or my wife will start buying the home cholesterol test kit.

The best was when my buddy in the Navy took me down to his parents farm in N.C. for a weekend. Kinda funny watching a Japanese lady working in a southern kitchen all day.

A heifer died while I was there and I got the feeling they thought I was bad luck after that. The calf didn't appreciate being carried back to the truck by Greg at all and left some used up grazing material all over the front of his clothes.