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To: GOPcapitalist; Ditto; rebelyell
So let me see how this southern honor thing works. First, make sure that you get a younger relative to do your dirty work for you. Second, make sure the intended victim is unarmed and unprotected. Third, make sure you don't do it alone but instead bring an accomplice along to prevent anyone from coming to the unarmed man's aid while you batter him with your club. Fourth, make sure your accomplice is armed in a similar manner. Can't face any of those other unarmed senators on an equal footing, can we? Yep, I can see how a back-shooting drunk like Booth can qualify as a southern hero as well. He fits into the sothron sense of honor so well.

As an aside, I believe Preston Brooks had the common decency to commit suicide, didn't he? I know he died less than a year after he maimed Senator Sumner and I think I read somewhere that he killed himself. Maybe one of you oracles of the pantheon of sothron 'heroes' knows?

453 posted on 04/17/2003 2:40:56 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Non-Sequitur
Aw, now, c'mon, NS, when I wished **** dying from intestinal cancer in a part of the world where morphine was yet undiscovered, you said I was sick, but what about poor Senator Brooks? You're happy over his suicide. That's just sick!. I'm deeply saddened.
455 posted on 04/17/2003 2:54:49 PM PDT by Treebeard (Be copy/paste now to men of greater wordsmanship and teach them to bore.)
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To: Non-Sequitur
So let me see how this southern honor thing works. First, make sure that you get a younger relative to do your dirty work for you.

I don't believe Butler had any knowledge of it. He wasn't even on the senate floor when Sumner stood there mocking his stroke-induced disabilities. Brooks simply felt that his family's honor had been insulted by an act that, with any other individual save a few from the scum of the Sumner crowd, would have resulted in a duel. But historic codes of dueling, which trace back to the trials by combat of medeival Europe, say the event is reserved for satisfying honor among peers. A gentleman duels with a gentleman, but a gentleman does not duel with a sloth, vagrant, or low life of society. For such situations, a gentleman satisfied honor by caning the vagrant. Brooks considered Sumner to be such a vagrant on reasonably good grounds (heck, half the Republican Party hated Sumner and considered him a nuisance!). So, after consulting the advice of dueling experts, Brooks, who was no stranger to the duel, concluded that Sumner was to be appropriately dealt with by a caning.

Second, make sure the intended victim is unarmed and unprotected.

As opposed to the norther way of doing things, which includes mocking somebody else's physical handicaps when they aren't even present to defend themselves.

Third, make sure you don't do it alone but instead bring an accomplice along to prevent anyone from coming to the unarmed man's aid while you batter him with your club.

Actually, Brooks' accomplice was an expert on dueling and other actions of recourse for honor. Tradition says one brings such a person to events of this nature, as Brooks had done previously when he dueled amongst peers.

Fourth, make sure your accomplice is armed in a similar manner.

The double to a duel comes with a pistol as well.

460 posted on 04/17/2003 3:21:33 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist
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