[Corin Stormhands]

"Livin' in Virginia"? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

Only if you refer to Northern Virginia. That's been infiltrated by them yankees.

[Non-Sequitur]

That must be it. I fought the Battle of the Pentagon during Desert Storm. I managed to avoid D.C. and Norfolk during my active duty days.

[stand watie]

those of us who stay here call it damnyankee-occupied VA.

FRee dixie,sw