[Dead Dog]

"STEWARDESSES"

The Waitress In the Sky.

[kcvl]

"Without relief from the government, the airline industry and airline employees are facing an extremely uncertain future," said Ward.

[jriemer]

"STEWARDESSES"

The Waitress In the Sky.

Well before 9/11, I accidently called a stewardess - a waitress - during a flight. By her enraged reaction, you would have thought I was a leathal threat to the aircraft. It was only by the Grace of God that she didn't throw me out of the plane...

[WarSlut]

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking";
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'";
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky