The Waitress In the Sky.
Well before 9/11, I accidently called a stewardess - a waitress - during a flight. By her enraged reaction, you would have thought I was a leathal threat to the aircraft. It was only by the Grace of God that she didn't throw me out of the plane...
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking";
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'";
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky