To: Grampa Dave
"We will abort the conspiratorial designs of the Republican hatched conspiracies regarding weapons of mess destruction. We have no cigars in all the White House and we are beating back the interns as I speak I tell you!"
To: dead
He held a news conference today saying,
"This is not Hell, there are no fires, no one is poking me with a pitch fork. And if this was hell there would be infidels all around me, which there are not, so this must not be hell."
75 posted on
04/15/2003 12:37:19 PM PDT by
alisasny
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