Satire: NY Times Mobile Headline Lab Found in Iraqi Desert

CNSNews.com - Cybercast News Service ^ | April 15, 2003 | David Burge, CNSNews.com Embedded Satire Correspondent

[Conspiracy Guy]

I knew there had to be a central source, thank God we found it. I hope it was not to late.

[TomB]

This is a very well done article. Almost Steynesque.

Pokey, perhaps you might want to ping your list.

[putupon]

I have information from an unnamed source that the NYT Headline Factory was targeted but we hit a children's book publisher instead.

[Number_Cruncher]

Give David Burge hazardous duty pay!

[gura]

That was great. Thanks!

[martin_fierro]

the U.S. Army's 113th Mobile Pundit Reconnaissance Squadron

What would such an outfit look like?

<|:)~

[TC Rider]

I heard that hundreds of barrels of ink are still unaccounted for.

[xp38]

Isn't David Burge our own Iowahawk?

[6ppc]

Great! LOL!

[bmwcyle]

I wish this was funny but the liars at CNN over power my sense of humor.

[IowaHawk]

Yeah, but the columns are actually written by my imaginary friend, Fippy.

[Zack Nguyen]

Yes!

Come around more often Hawk.

[Starboard]

"Our sanctimony and condescension detectors were definitely spiking"

LOL!! Great article--thanks.

[MoralSense]

Way to go, Hawk.

[IowaHawk]

I am putting in for a Purple Heart. I was exposed to radiation from the NYT's news cyclotron.

[IowaHawk]

Hey Larry, nice to hear from you. Best, Dave

[tom paine 2]

bump

[MoralSense]

And you, too. I've missed your work. It's always the highlight of my wife's day when I can mail her a new addition to the Hawk ouevre.

[dighton]

I am putting in for a Purple Heart. I was exposed to radiation from the NYT's news cyclotron.

You've more than earned it.

"Stunned by Ar Rutbah Discovery, A Furious Raines Purges Staff."