If I write five pages of "reasonable argument" that the world is flat, do I get your rapt attention and sincere consideration at the end of it?
I didn't think so.
You need to brush up on your analogies. You haven't hit the mark yet, though you fervently wish you had.
I'm not a flat-earther nor am I an appease-nik. Build another strawman, jam your hand up its posterior, and run it by the audience. You just might get someone to believe that it's got a brain. ;-)