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To: Paul Atreides
So, according to all of these whiners, we aren't allowed to refuse patronage of people with whom we disagree, for whatever reason. .... Do I have that correctly?

Yes, that is correct. If you fail to go see their movies, you are violating their Constitutional Right to your money, unless you invoke the Ignorant Redneck Clause. The IRC will protect you if you can prove you were always an insensitive clod and never went to see their movies even when you didn't know what twits they were because you are a dumb hick and were too busy burping and watching football to learn to appreciate the finer things in life.

To qualify for the IRC and avoid the McCarthy Tax (which compensates them for the lost wages they would suffer if you fail to watch them now) you must submit proof of your insensitive bourgeois ethic. Proof would consist of at least 3 of the following:

-50 beer cans (domestic) and a Skoal canister
-$100 worth of WalMart receipts
-Any evidence of NASCAR attendence
-concert stubs for Great White, White Snake, White Zombie, or Metallica
-35 Country Western CD cases (not including Dixie Chicks)
-picture of you with a mullet
-worn out pair of cowboy boots
-copy of pick-up truck registration
-copy of firearms registration card
-copy of fishing licence
-essay defending your right to display Confederate Flag
-copy of your DD214
-proof of ownership of riding lawn mower
-a note from your pastor.

58 posted on 04/14/2003 10:51:44 PM PDT by Anamensis (New axis of evil: Syria, Iran, Hollywood)
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To: Anamensis
picture of you with a mullet

I had a prize winning one! :-)

121 posted on 04/17/2003 5:24:10 PM PDT by nonliberal (Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' taglines!)
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