12-1, clarify, clarify (spopthissspop).
Ah, dispatch, that is difficult at this time, we have incomplete information as to the cause of the discomfort (ssssssssss). Appears to be the case that Sanders was being (sspopssssphthatpop) fellated when the tornado came through, but this is not confirmed, repeat not confirmed, although the bleeding from his lower body is substantial.
Roger that, 12-1 (thsssptwappop) and will advise EM services...Estimated 14 minute ETA on the pizza.