[Petronski]

Excerpt: When ole' Slim saw the Madame standing in the doorway of the bordello, he knew he would throw caution to the wind. As coolly as he could, he sauntered up to her, doffed his dusty hat and, bowing deeply, asked "Eve'nin ma'am, I'm fixin' to lust after you in my heart. How much you charge for the heart-lustin'?"

[HHFi]

I'll do what I do with most "historial novels": page through it looking for the hilariously bad sex scene with phrases like "throbbing loins" and "Oh, pleasure me, Mandingo!"

[LauraJean]

I almost wasted a good by spitting on my screen lol