I'm mass e-mailing this famous quote to the press today, as our press seems to lack basic common (historical, philosophical, ethical) sense:
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
-- Samuel Adams, speech at the Philadelphia State House, August 1, 1776.
WE'RE THERE!! YOU CAN ALL GET OUT AND GO POTTY NOW..CHANGE YOUR PAMPERS, HAVE SOME SKITTLES!!