[John Jamieson]

Dear Syria,

My company has recently been putting on a trade show demonstration of our products very close to your neighborhood. The show is now over, but we a lot of demonstrators and unused stock left over. The transportation charges will be very high on these items, so we have decided to let them go at large discounts......

[Timeout]

You should be in military marketing! And I don't mean an arms dealer. :)
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I keep hearing reports of the 4th ID moving into Iraq. Has anyone heard where they are????
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(P.S: Yes, all, I'm still working. I've consfiscated my client's computer....got the TV going in the next room and Rush on the radio. It's just like home!)