[John H K]

SOUTH OF PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA, July 12, 2004:

(AP) A CNN camera crew came under heavy fire from Fox News Channel armored vehicles today.

The CNN crew was attempting to enter Pyongyang to film choice footage of liberated North Koreans destroying statues of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il, but was repulsed by elite forces of the Leventhal Battalion.

CNN is expected to call in airstrikes from A-10s belonging to network ally ABC.

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

ROTFLMAO! And it's not even impossible that this could happen...