[11th Earl of Mar]

my commanding officer had a booklet with a section entitled 'How to deal with a dead media representative'.

Good to see our armed forces always think positively! LOL

[MediaMole]

'How to deal with a dead media representative'.

Step 1. Nail him to his perch.
Step 2. Explain to other embedded reporters that he is just "pining for the fiords."

[Wolfstar]

Don't know if this dopey reporter intended to be funny. Probably not. But some of his lines are hilarious. He's sort of the UK media's version of Baghdad Bob.