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The All-Time Greats - Quotes from the Iraqi Information Minister ^

Posted on 04/12/2003 8:24:26 AM PDT by rs79bm

"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

"surrender or be burned in their tanks."

"No I am not scared and neither should you be!"

"We have them surrounded in their tanks"

Britain "is not worth an old shoe."

Of US troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

"Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire".

"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."

"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"

"Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege."

"They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut."

"We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly."

"On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues"

"We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

"Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected."

"NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf, "We have retaken the airport. There are NO Americans there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"

"Please, please! The Americans are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method."

"They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them"

"We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked"

"Desperate Americans"

"Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed."

"Their casualties and bodies are many."

[On surrenders] "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"

"Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role."

"Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say. I told you yesterday that there was an attack and a retreat at Saddam's airport."

"You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Evrything is okay."

"This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra....Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there."

"By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The fact is that as soon as they reach baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them....Wherever they go they will find themselves encircled."

"Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any langer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catchign them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."

" accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured."

"They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this."

"the louts of colonialism."

"The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way."

"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."

"W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial"

"I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [Blair]."

"The United Nations....[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans."

"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind."

"They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."

"Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish mercenaries the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a quagmire and they will never get out of it."

"What they say about a breakthrough [in Najaf] is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places . . . they are trying to crack the buildings by flying low over them."

"Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds. ... The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues."

"Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them."

"We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp"

"When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of blair and little bush were scratching around in caves"

About Bush: "the leader of the international criminal gang of bastards."

About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."

TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons

1 posted on 04/12/2003 8:24:26 AM PDT by rs79bm
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To: Paul Atreides
2 posted on 04/12/2003 8:25:02 AM PDT by rs79bm
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4 posted on 04/12/2003 8:27:37 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: AlFuller781
Isn't that what Rosie tells her girlfriend?
5 posted on 04/12/2003 8:27:53 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: rs79bm
It's great to have all these quotes in one place. I've bookmarked it. Thanks.
6 posted on 04/12/2003 8:27:55 AM PDT by Ima Lurker (u0o)
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To: rs79bm
I think Terry McAuliffe may have reason to worry about his position at the DNC.
7 posted on 04/12/2003 8:28:52 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: AlFuller781
"Our initial assessment is that they we will all die"
8 posted on 04/12/2003 8:31:27 AM PDT by rs79bm
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To: rs79bm
Hilarious ... is there an award for Best Comic Performance During a War?
9 posted on 04/12/2003 8:31:27 AM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: Paul Atreides
Baghdad Bob made an otherwise boring war an enjoyable show.
10 posted on 04/12/2003 8:31:41 AM PDT by goldstategop (Lara Logan Doesn't Hold A Candle Next To BellyGirl :))
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To: rs79bm
Is that guy for real? No one (not even a democrat) could be that disconnected from reality. Funny stuff, though :)
11 posted on 04/12/2003 8:44:48 AM PDT by TheSpottedOwl ( it or leave it. Canada is due north-Mexico is directly south...start walking.)
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To: rs79bm
Sigh....those were the days.
12 posted on 04/12/2003 8:49:08 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: rs79bm
"Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."

LOL! I always laughed when he unintentionally slipped into truth in the midst of his lies!

13 posted on 04/12/2003 9:21:03 AM PDT by WOSG (All Hail The Free Republic of Iraq! God Bless our Troops!)
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To: Psycho_Bunny
"Sigh....those were the days."

I agree, I was sorry to hear he stole the travel funds and fled. He coulda been a star! He didn't know that America we have many, many, many celebrities, not just one evil one. Too bad, now his stomach is going to burn in hell.

14 posted on 04/12/2003 10:09:24 AM PDT by jocon307
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To: rs79bm
Just to think, the people of Iraq were subjected to this kind of mind bending nonsense for decades.
15 posted on 04/12/2003 10:14:09 AM PDT by Dolphy
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To: AlFuller781
Someone emailed me a photo of a protester that carried a sign stating "Lesbians against Bush."

it was entitled, IRONY>
16 posted on 04/12/2003 10:51:36 AM PDT by byrdy
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