[TexasCowboy]

"And get your wife off the street for God's sake! You might give my husband ideas."

Oh, he'd get tired of having to put patches on her and blowing her back up.
I've been thinking about trading her in for one of those new models that actually talk to you.
Mine just lays there with her mouth making that stupid "O".

[chnsmok]

Oh my :^O Oh no. You got rid of her dog! That would be deflating for any woman.