[gridlock]

Does anybody believe that if Augusta admitted a single woman it would end there? The NOW gals would immediately start bitching about numerical parity and the inequities in the size of the locker rooms or the distribution of tee-times.

If they could get away with a single female member, I think the club would admit Pfc. Jessica Lynch, with a lifetime stipend to cover costs, in a heartbeat.

[goldstategop]

Of course my friend, she's anathema to NOW for the very reason that as a woman, she's made it without their help.

[oldironsides]

All it takes is money. How many females would part with that much money to play golf? How many millionaire golfing females live near Hootie's 19th hole? This entire thing is so stupid. Had Burke any real sense she would know that she should never mess with golfing males. It is a religion for many and her stupidity shows.

Smart females help keep golf shirts up to date, favorite box of balls available, plenty of extra tees and enjoy the freedom golf allows her. She can catch up on her paperwork while he is gone. She can prepare her work for the week. She can even mow the lawn. She golfs on weekdays after 2pm because it is cheaper. She spends far less on golf because she manages to keep the same clubs over time. She has no need to buy a $350. driver every season. She usually does not play for money each hole. Martha Burke is nuts. Golfing women always allow their golfing spouse bonding time on the course with guys. Her spouse always appreciates vacations that includes T times. He actually smiles when she beats his butt. :>)