[IvanT]

No, please, we already have enough of a problem with them already. You could give us your hand me down Military equipment and maybe one of those spiffy aircraft carriers, that'd be a good deal. Then we can go attack Lebanon, cause they're really beginning to piss me off with their threats against Canada, Israel and the US.

[Delphinium]

Maybe we could trade California, and the Northeast of the US to Canada for the western part of Canada?

I didn't hear that Lebanon was threatening Canada, but you know the good ole U.S.A. will come to your aid if they try anything.

[Delphinium]

I forgot Seattle, and Portland. You can have them too.