"I Will Go to the White House on My Knees on Cut Glass" (GARAFALO Eat Crow!)

bushcountry.org ^ | 04.10.03 05:40 AM | Unknown

[sr4402]

Jeneane Garafalo needs to be reminded of her commitment made on March 6, e.g., to crawl over glass and apologize to GWB and (shiver) Thomas Friedman over her rants about Iraq.

You can go to http://www.gershcomedy.com, click "Contact Gersh" on the left, and remind them of their client's promise.

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

[Grampa Dave]

That would be one of the safest and surest bets you can ever make.

[ravingnutter]

I hope the Secret Service checks out that Fruit Cake first.

By all means...we must schedule a psychological assessment at once...which particular Fruit Cake would you like checked out first...Sarandon, Baldwin, Streisand....maybe we can get a group rate.

[hispanarepublicana]

Maybe she can borrow some kneepads from Monica.

[hispanarepublicana]

Has somebody PINGED O'Reilly or Hugh Hewitt so this can get out over the airwaves?

[AF_Blue]

We ARE sending letters to Gersh Comedy as well as posting here, AREN'T we? (everyone nod yes)

[to Gersh Comedy]
When can the American people expect Ms. Garafalo to fulfill her word and make the visit to the White House and apologize to the President of the United States? Will this be broadcast on a major network? I would be VERY interested in seeing this broadcast.

Thank you,
SSgt T. Miller
Eglin Air Force Base, Florida

[bmwcyle]

Crow dinner for everyone

[babyface00]

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

[Springman]

I would give you some from my garage, but MI has a bottle depost(sp?) law and I would loose a few bucks.
Well I'm going to crack open a Colt 45, LOL!!