[nicmarlo]

D'ya think Saddam might grow to hate us for this?

Well, Satan's not at all too happy, I'm sure.

[Bon mots]

Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all of Saddam's look-alikes and doubles.

He said, "Gentlemen, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news: Saddam is ALIVE!"
"The bad news is, he's lost an arm."