To: hemogoblin
On Wednesday, Egyptian TV showed footage of men clamoring to get inside the lawyers' union offices, where they could sign up for jihad. You have to sign up for jihad? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard of. "Attention all employees - the jihad sign-up sheet has been posted in the cafeteria". WTF?
LQ
To: LizardQueen
which he said sent 200 suicide fighters
Reminds me of that Monty Python movie "The Life of Brian" with the PFJ (Peoples Front of Judea) Crack Suicide Squad.
To: LizardQueen
This is what we are telling these Muslims who are attacking us.
14 posted on
04/10/2003 9:35:16 PM PDT by
B4Ranch
(Keep America safe! Thank the troops for our freedom. No slack for Iraq!)
To: LizardQueen
"We're sorry, but all jihad positions have been filled by other homicidal maniacs. It was a difficult selection process, as we had many excellent candidates to choose from and unfortunately there were only a few openings. We encourage you to resubmit your application for subsequent jihads. May Allah bless your future endeavors."
19 posted on
04/10/2003 9:45:16 PM PDT by
Sloth
("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
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