I might take you up on dinner and wine, but I haven't hunted snakes in 30 years. I did a lot of things back then that wouldn't be nearly as much fun today.
Lots of good war stories to shock and awe my kids, and all their friends are scared to death of me (that's not a bad thing ;-), but I'm about as laid-back as your old hippie neighbor these days!
Nam Vet