[solzhenitsyn]

I invested a lot of money in buying a satellite dish and a new TV set because I wanted to watch the day the battle for Baghdad begins.

Gosh, we're sorry to hear that, Nael!

[Luis Gonzalez]

"I invested a lot of money in buying a satellite dish and a new TV set because I wanted to watch the day the battle for Baghdad begins."

He's lucky, now he can watch the finals of American Idol instead.