Go to Limewire. Download the software. Search for the crap the Chicks produce. Burn the mp3 tracks on to a CD. The 25¢ for the CD will go to Memorex or some such outfit. The songs will have been acquired for nothing. You may then burn/smash the CD and enjoy the salacious, fantastic feeling that comes with it.
And, of course, you would have rewarded theDixie Chimps not at all in the process.