Son, someday in the not too distant future, you'll be re-registering at FR under a different name, only this time as a conservative. Here's a insider's tip: probably over half the people at FR smoked dope, espoused liberal ideals, drank too much bear, and in general, had the times of their lives while they were in college. Thing is, everyone grows up, and except for a very small minority, tend to become much more conservative as they get older. Don't worry, when you return, we'll all reminisce about your earlier posts with a knowing grin.
I never drank bear. I drank Rolling Rocks.
Possible, it would definitely explain the below statement.
drank too much bear