"I Really Need a Karmic Hug"
"Does anyone else?
Please tell me that no matter wha [sic]--we still love each other--the way the freepers [readers of the generally right-wing Free Republic Web site] never can/will. Oh please sweet Jesus please say we do. I am hurting so bad. I know I'll be better once I sober up but goddess, I really believed we'd do better than this."
I would like to thank the DUer who wrote this. This has made me laugh so many times. I emailed this to my boss and I heard him roar with laughter clear across the office.:)