[Cagey]

How many Iraqi Patriots does it take to tie a blooming KNOT in a ROPE, for cryin' out loud!!!!

If the Teamsters ever get a foothold there, it'll take hundreds.

[Scoop]

It's like New Years Eve in Baghdad...hope too many people aren't killed by the falling statue of Saddam.

By the way, I lost $10 because it didn't come down by 9:40 a.m. EST, but it looks like I only missed it by about 5 minutes.

Get a tank in there, would ya?!?