[Coop]

Residents threw flowers at the armoured column as it swept past

Now run this through the CNN filter, and voila!

Enraged Iraqi victims hurled objects at the heavily armed, marauding invaders

[tbpiper]

Ah, close. Good filtering, but if I were going to weaselword the thing, I'd say:

Empassioned Iraqi victims hurl objects at the heavily armed invaders.

If the leftist media doesn't outright lie about something, they will slant the ambiguity their direction.

[tlrugit]

Residents threw flowers at the armoured column as it swept past

Now run this through the CNN filter, and voila!

Enraged Iraqi victims hurled objects at the heavily armed, marauding invaders

Make that "Enraged Iraqi victims hurled a variety of unspecified organic materials at the heavily armed, marauding invaders."