[Severa]

*L* I'd call my parents now but I'm almost positive they're already awake and watching Fox News (Dad would be anyway, this time of morning Mom would be working on her first cup of coffee)

[laz17]

This is Baghdad Bob. What you see is not happening. American troops are NOT in the square. This is an imperialist trick by the losers. It is a Hollywood movie. I laugh at the imperialist losers. They are committing suicide. We have slaughtered them all and burned their bellies in the fires of hell. His excellency Saddam will be here to personally send them to hell. If any more of them come, we will drive them into the gulf. We will take back Kuwait, and then we will defeat the Saudis for cooperating with the imperialist aggressors. We will defeat the whole world and slaughter all the losers everywhere. Long live Saddam!