[Riley]

No, no, no, Floyd the Barber.

He drank the Barbicide?

[kaktuskid]

No wonder he acted so weird!

[battlegearboat]

Jimma Carter to attend funeral service.

Grief stricken peanut farmer loses largest account.

Largest cache of "Billy Beer" set for auction on Ebay.

Ex-pres forced to live off Nobel prize money. "Thank God for dynamite" said the third best known carpenter in the world after Jesus Christ and Norm "M1A1" Abrams.