[Yankee]

Steinbrenner thinks that with a little time in the cage, he could be the first Iraqi-American star.

He's already calling Al-Jazeera to see about getting Yankees games televised in the M.E..

[B Knotts]

Nah...sign him up as an "enforcer" for an NHL team. He's got the high-sticking part down solid.

[L,TOWM]

But, can he hit breaking balls? (or when he hits does he break, er, never mind)