Because you are so direct, you and others might like this humor break. Personally, it reminds me of Hitlery. No idea why.
How do you know when you're really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Nam Vet
LOL. Reminds me of Hitlery too. Uglier than a bowling shoe. Uglier than home-made soap. Uglier than a mud fence.