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Did you get a load of this song spoof posted by FReeper Matt Garrett. Check out verse 2--rather prophetic...I hope:

Chem Ali
(sung to the tune "PRINCE ALI" from Disney's Aladdin)

Make way for Chem Ali
Say hey! It's Chem Ali
Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's the American Star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to pluck his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Chem Ali! Stone cold is he!
Ali Ababwa
He's in hell, We all can tell
It's easy to see
Now, try your best to stay calm
Who's next? Why yes, it's Sadaam
Then come and see his bombed out coterie

Chem Ali!
defunct is he!
Ali Ababwa
Dead as ten Fedeyeen men, definitely!
He watched the plummeting bombs
A hundred cruise missiles along
Who sent him to hell to face his Iraqi leagues?

He's got seventy-two virgins waiting
To give him the finger
you see ...
When it comes to the afterlife in Hades
He's in a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Chem Ali! Deceased is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
stiff at the knee
Well, get on out in that place
Put to his fingers and face
To gawk and grovel and stare at Chem Ali!

(There's no question this Ali's breathless
Not animated, he's lifeless
Everything about the man pushing up daisies
He's a corpse, he's inert, he's reposing
He's about to assume room temperature
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!)

Chem Ali!
Extinct he! Ali Ababwa
Heard your Palace was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why
he got blown up and dropped by
With sixty JDAMS, MOABS galore With cruise missiles and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Chem Ali!

Posted on 04/07/2003 9:35 AM PDT by MattGarrett