Tonight we begin with what the Bush Administration is calling its "invasion of Baghdad."
We'd like to point out that not all of us in the news business are particularly impressed with Mr. Bush's claims.
We have credible reports from Iraq's minister of information that there are in fact no we repeat no American tanks in the capital city.
Certainly the Centcom briefings are not as persuasive as this autobody undercoat I've sprayed on my head to cover my scalp.