lol, here are some more handy phrases for those fromages:
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/phrases.html
"Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!"
"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"
"Reality and you don't get on, do they?"
"Le réalité et toi, vous ne vous entendez pas, n'est-ce pas?"
"You're a complete moron"
"Tu es completement debile"
"You get on my nerves
"Tu me peles le jonc"
"As a child, was your cradle rocked too close to the wall?"
"On t'a bercé trop près du mur?"
thanks to my lovely daughter, who just happened to come home with this today!