Do you actually imagine someone in the LDS leadership saying, "You know, we might need to call the Smarts again and see how that movie and book deal thing is going. We certainly need a few $100K right about now."? I'll bet you do. You're the crazy one with a crazy, idiotic conspiracy theory. You're probably one of the whacko FReepers who thought that the whole Elizabeth Smart thing was a secret LDS Church-sponsored polygamist abduction. Prurient, gossip-mongering nonsense - but you just can't get enough of it. What a sick person you must be - I pity you.