[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

"Come on in boys, Allah has something for you!"

Do they still get their 72 virgins if they are crushed to death under the treads of an M1A1 tank? Just curious.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

"Do they still get their 72 virgins...?"

Here are a few select pseudo-virgins and virgin substitutes to tantalize those tangling with the tread of an M1A1 (and this is just a beginning list - to be added to freely by fellow Freepers):

HELEN THOMAS; CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR; HELEN THOMAS; MAUREEN DOWD; HELEN THOMAS; ELEANOR CLIFT; HELEN THOMAS; BARBRA STREISAND; HELEN THOMAS; CHER; HELEN THOMAS; JESSICA LANGE; HELEN THOMAS; JULIA ROBERTS; HELEN THOMAS; SUSAN SARADON; HELEN THOMAS; JENNIFER ANNISTON; HELEN THOMAS; JANEANE GAROFELO; HELEN THOMAS; HILARY CLINTON; HELEN THOMAS; NANCY PELOSI; HELEN THOMAS; etc (Please not the repeating pattern)