Please don't say that. Let the Iraqi Info Minister be captured alive. He can do his comedy show/news conference from a POW jail cell.
If he was not involved in war crimes, Baghdad Bob could eventually get a slot on the Comedy Channel or guest hosting Saturday Night Live. (Who was the U.S. official who said yesterday that this guy's news conference are like an SNL parody?)
Or Baghdad Bob could get a job as speech writer for a Dem. presidential candidate. His boss's grip on reality would be even less than his.
An instant classic would be Chevy Chase coming back to do his "Franco" skit, this time saying "Sadaam is still dead", and "Baghdad Bob" coming on in rebuttal, saying "It was only a flesh wound! Sadaam says for the Americans to come back so he can bite their legs off"