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One Clinton intimate explains: "In all fairness, she has been preoccupied with serving New York during these challenging times... [But] the writing is wonderful, touching, and will lift Hillary! (emphasis Mine!) to a new level of respect."

It might lift her from the level of the scum on the underside of the lid of a diaper pail all the way to the level of something I would scrape off the bottom of my shoe.

This manuscript will be withheld for another five months so the release of the book can be coordinated with the Draft Hillary! movement, which will begin after all other Democratic Presidential contenders have either been shown to be hopeless incompetents or have suffered tragic light aircraft accidents.

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In unrelated news, Joseph Lieberman has announced that for the duration of the campaign, he will be travelling by bus.