[TigerLikesRooster]

72 virgin express is really crowded these days !:)
Now all these martyrs should endure congestion in the heavenly express way.

[cyn]

'"That stupid, little . . ." Carter said. "He wouldn't give up."'

oh well!

It's nice of us to try to prevent their casualties, showing sometimes incredible restraint, but don't want it to be at our expense, or for the really bad dudes to be able to fade into scenery to do damage later.

[RandallFlagg]

72 virgin express is really crowded these days !:)

Well, at least they won't run out of virgins.

You do know that they're virgin goats, right?

[T'wit]

There are only 72 virgins, total. Paradise isn't all that big, y'know. All the martyrs have to stand in long lines in the hot sun and share the virgins. And as soon as they get in the virgin quarters and do their thing, the virgin says you got her pregnant and demands that you marry her. She wants your money and she wants to go shopping and she makes you move furniture and take out garbage and clean the garage and it goes on forever.

</tongue in cheek>