[Marysecretary]

After our troops got through with him, he probably IS in his office. I feel sorry for the guy. He's probably going to be sooo relieved when this is all over and he doesn't have to worry about making Saddam mad.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

That scene is sure to be on "Saturday Night Live" this week.

EXT. DAY - Billowing orange clouds fill the Iraqi sky as buildings, statues and various evil-doers in the distance spontaneously explode into dust.

FOCUS on the EVIL-DOER IN CHARGE, as he considers just how much it would hurt to jump off the balcony.

E-D.I.C.: "What, me worry?"