Okay, folks, it's your good friend and best buddy, Saddam!
This is your last chance to get the Saddam Screensaver!
Everyone here in the Fuhrerbunker is participating in my Going out of Business Sale! Naturally, if you do buy my screensaver tonight, I'll throw in a free prayer rug for only 1,000 dinars! Tariq Aziz and Qusay are manning the phones, taking calls.
Now if you don't want to purchase my Going out of Business Screensaver, I'm afraid I'll have to have you shot. Since this is one of my last chances to have you shot, I'll allow you all to take numbers. Uday used to hand out the tickets, but he's dead now.
Your bestest buddy,
Saddam