[Yankee]

Jennifer Eccleston

She's pretty, but what's up with the way she talks?

She has this pained expression, like she's squeezing out a hard turd.

[Not A Snowbird]

Hello, everyone, back from a four day trip to the east coast! I had Fox News in my hotel room, but I got downright twitchy without FR to find out what was realy happening in the world. I missed Achmed and the Bag Cam, but unfortunately I couldn't duck Beret Boy. He needs his meds adjusted!

[Poser]

If you turn down the sound on Jennifer, it's very uh... ero^h^h^h stim^h^h^h^h interesting... Yeah, that's it, interesting.