Saddam Hussein May Be Staying Underground

YahooNews.Com ^ | 4/6/03 | SALAH NASRAWI, Associated Press Writer

[JoeSchem]

Good chance the guy's alive, pretending to be dead. Ironically, he has more options that way . . . .

[SnarlinCubBear]

OMG! Thanks for the belly laugh!!!

[FairOpinion]

Yep, this is the one! ROTFL!

[weikel]

I think hes dead.

[annieokie]

That is exactly what I thought when I heard about this.

Perhaps they could get a double to pose on TV, ran by the coalition, he would say that he is surrendering and that all his forces lay down their arms. That may be one way to smoke out the real one.

[RightWingNut]

Why not turn a few hundred wild bores loose in the tunnels ? That might be a lot of fun !!

Perhaps we could also let the Kurds guard all the tunnel exits !!??

P.S. The "wild bores" mention was not meant in reference to Hillary Clinton and Helen Thomas. But on second thought.....

[You Dirty Rats]

In a related story, General Francisco Franco may be staying underground.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

And Baghdad Dave is in charge? Naaaaaaaaaaa, they would have fled ship if So Damn Insane were dead.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

So is Russia sending their Navy and subs to pick up saddam as they are reported to be in the Arabian Sea by end April.

[annieokie]

I like your idea also, and do pleasse send in the hillery and helen thomas. pleeeese.

[dalebert]

None of the recent Sadams have the right chins.