[BOBTHENAILER]

Memo to Al Gore and the Green Party

I'm quite certain the warming during this period was due to the heavy reliance on 4 Leg drive vehicles, commonly referred to then as HUV's (horse utility vehicles).

In addition the extreme use of wood burning for heat and cooking could have easily been avoided and saved the planet. Then again, its still here.....go figure.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

LOL!

[Kenny Bunk]

I must warn you guys: such jocularity over such a serious topic, which will seriously impact such minorities as women, children and others, could have each and every one of you thrown bodily from the Green Party and/or a Greenpeace Meeting.

As you know, according to Blix (sounds like one of Santa's Lesser-Known reindeer,) Global Warming is a far greater threat to us and Sweden than Saddam Hussein. O, the Humanity!

Global Warming must be real. Why else would our all-knowing government settle so many Somalis in Maine? After all, Somalia averages 110 in the shade. Maine must be warming up quicker than I thought.