[Quix]

Shared your post with my 80 year old dad.

He said he was driving the cows in from the pasture one time. And coming up a hill at the end of a long day, he grabbed hold of a cow's tail and let her pull him up a steep hill.

She'd been eating a lot of grass that day. And unloaded a sizeable uhhhh unflattened, undried cowpie full in his face.

He headed quickly for the nearest ditch.

[patriot5186]

lol. That story validates two cliches:
1. There's no such thing as a free ride
2. Sh*t does flow downhill.