[mylife]

BwaaaHaaaHaaa !!! Oh Man!! You cant make this stuff up!!

[cgbg]

This is representative of CNN's war coverage.

Biased

Anti-American

Bad information

Quotes from incredibly stupid people designed for other incredibly stupid people

Attempts to hurt morale in the home front

Gives aid and comfort to the enemy

I call it sedition and treason.

[Great Dane]

I was watching the info minister, they have no shame.
The coalition has just found a make shift morgue, appr 200 cardboard coffins, all with bodies having been killed before the war, I sure hope that will shut some of the anti's up for good.

[BossLady]

I guess this is the launch of the 'No Iraqi can use a writing instrument' campaign.

Saddam's Motto: 'Keep 'em blind, dumb, stupid, and unable to communicate in any way'

[aruanan]

Holy Shiite tombs?

[VRWC_minion]

Seriously, what is with the pens. Every lie has a grain of truth to it. Did Iraq do something they are going to blame on us ?

[Moonmad27]

What must it be like to live in an alternate universe? Perhaps this guy can tell us!

[Gasshog]

Aw jeez not this...

AGAIN!

[Clara Lou]

Yes-- pencil bombs-- I'l have to use that one on my students Monday-- pencil bombs. LOL. (I'd swear this was the work of The Onion.)

[CharacterCounts]

I am hoping beyond all hope that the next time this Iraqi Information Minister goes on tv the door suddenly opens, and an American Special Ops appears and puts a bullet right between his eyes on live camera.

[speedy]

They sure are making it easy for Saturday Night Live tonight. And can you imagine how depressed Judy Woodruff is today? What a great day this has been.

[tet68]

They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places.

Cue music.
"Good, good, good, good vibrations!"

The war's effect is trivial he says.

Cue Python black Knight.
"Baah it's just a scratch."

[tet68]

Perhaps they should come and interview our children over here, we make them WRITE with the dredded pencils, oh no!

Note to Minisinfo. Some children actually use computers, but we're just training them for economic jihad, so don't worry.

[Gasshog]

Birds of a Feather

Lie together

[Gasshog]

...and if anyone has seen my French-made beret please return it at once, my scalp is chilly.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Just Amazing!:

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The minister also said that coalition forces were throwing booby traps in the form of pens and pencils into Iraqi villages and townships.

"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.

"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."

OFFICIAL BUMP(TOPIC)LIST

[irish_lad]

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf said that U.S.-led forces have not crossed the Tigris River and are not approaching Baghdad. But they have lost significant numbers of troops and equipment, he said.

Sounds like another famous denial:

"I'm just going to say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations, with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky..."

[ApesForEvolution]

Man, whom to believe... /sarcasm

[dixiechick2000]

Ol' Baghdad Bob is the Mother of all Comedians!

To paraphrase Col. Hunt..."We need to fly a cruise missle through his window."

[so_real]

MSNBC has been reporting that an INCREDIBLY large cache of weapons has been found -- evidence that sanctions against Saddam haven't "quite" been working as intended. How long will it be before the "BLACK KNIGHTS" (both foreign and domestic) start claiming that we're planting evidence?

[Bug]

Note how CNN reports this as if it's news, straight from the government minister's mouth. No mention that these are outrageous lies. Fox openly mocks these proclamations.