***Operation Iraqi Freedom - Situation Room - Day 17 - LIVE THREAD***

EVERYWHERE!!! | 5 APR 03 | An.American.Expatriate

[tort_feasor]

Bob "We will take you out to the airport but need to clean it up first" ROFLMAO

[atomic conspiracy]

Goebbels in the fuhrer-bunker

[MadIvan]

I can't wait until until a SF guy walks up behind him and says "USA Rulz".

SAS humour would dictate that they surround and infiltrate the room, then one of them would tap the propagandist on the shoulder and say, "Oi, mate, got a light?" ;)

Regards, Ivan

[this_ol_patriot]

OMG shouting heard on Bagdad Bob camera.

[Cool Guy]

Now their military is acting like A STREET GANG. Did you see those cars going with flags?

[piasa]

He's going to take some questions now...

Are there any journalists left in Bagdhad to ask them who don't work for the Iraqi ministry of information?

Uh, calling our guys mercenaries again... turned us into an island... then took us on in "a new and innovative way" - by martyrdom (ain't that the truth, bodycount boy) - then swept the mercenaries outside the airport and they are surrounding us with missiles and heavy artillery...

(Yeah, in the city center...)

Says he will take the reporters to the airport but not until they have cleaned it up

*snort*

Sirens in the split screen street

Say they destroyed 4 armored personnel carriers and have us surrounded, shot down a US warplane, etc...

[Fledermaus]

Wait...I'm confused. How can they have "put us out of the airport" if, as he said just yesterday, we were not even CLOSE to Baghdad.

Oh wait, he's a DNC prodigy, what am I thinking. I depends on what the word "close" is. Or "near". Or "is"...

[Howlin]

OMG.........medications for EVERYBODY!

[Fledermaus]

Yes, the feared Iraqi Janitor Squad

[BreitbartSentMe]

OMG this is hysterical!! What a loon!

Once we clean up the airport, we will take you there and show you that we now control it. Riiiiigggghhhhhtttt

Wouldn't you just love to see some SOP's burst in during one of these broadcasts, and take him into custody while the cameras were rolling?

[Cool Guy]

Last week was party with co-workers, I hardly get to go out these days. Now we have this dis-information minister, telling fairy tales in TV.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Bob said power will be restored soon. He said his forces have cleared us out of the airport and he'll take the media out to see in a few hours as soon as they "clean us out". He said we lost tons of tanks and soldiers. Bob is funny as hell.

[Chummy]

Okay, ten cars driving verrrrrry slowly, waving flags, blowing sirens and honking their horns.

Geez, I guess the "rest of the world" is right.

We can't lick THESE warriors.

[this_ol_patriot]

SKY NEWS BREAKING: British find HUNDREDS of bodies in a makeshift morgue.

[MEG33]

There's a cartoon posted that expresses that only the Marine says Hi Mom into the camera!

[scottinoc]

Bagdad Bob has a job with the DNC after this is over!

[GOPyouth]

Yeah, that was pretty funny. The East Side Locos.

[Tree of Liberty]

Fox - Baghdad Bob says they crushed the forces in the airport and the RG is in full control there. We're surrounded and they're pounding us with artillery and bombs. We're shooting light artillery at the airport. He'll take the press to the airport after they've "Cleaned it". We couldn't reform with reinforcements and we're surrounded. Other battles taking place at Hadaith and another dam. We came in, shot, and were extracted by helicopters. Our 4 APC's are surrounded. Shot down a war plane and cobra helicopter. Two columns tried to approach Basrah again. Battle took several hours and 7 tanks were destroyed and we turned back. Will continue feeding us (crap) about what's going on at the airport.

[seeker41]

Whose?

[stlnative]

He is really low key today... not as excited or upset (knows he is getting his a$$ beat)